A plateau is a high form of flattery.
A calendar’s days are numbered.
A thief who stole a calendar… got twelve months.
A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A will is a dead giveaway.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
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Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
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You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.